Life's Insanity - Christy 1.6

 Because Christy and Cyclone can never catch a break

The robber decided, in her infinite wisdom, to do for Cyclone's computer in their bedroom

Christy fearfully called the police

She tried to make a hasty exit, without the computer, but was apprehended

I rectified this as soon as she was hauled off

 We love a man that looks after his kids

"Can you say 'Death'?"

What are you doing Christy?

Stop

The lesson came to a halt when Christy went into labour

Everyone and their mo was freaking out about Christy having a baby

It's a girl!

Her name is Valentina

+ 5

Faith aged up and I hope she grows into her nose

Cyclone and Faith play catch all the time

Sometimes...until the early morning 

Good job Faith

-5

She eventually made it to bed

Christy continued to buy up the town

You know...if I took away the video game system, I don't know what Faith would do with herself

Cyclone and Christy continued to be in love

Valentina is a pretty chill baby to be honest

Are you tired Faith?

Since you went to bed at 3:00 am, you should be

It's Valentina's birthday!

Where her blonde hair comes from is unknown

Faith wanted a treehouse and now she sleeps in it

Is your room not good enough?

This child..I swear

EXCUSE

I have a mod that causes random shenanigans...

MY BAD

AHHH

YOU ARE USELESS CYCLONE

GOOD JOB

- 5

Well...at least no one's dead

- 5

(I know this isn't actually the sims fault but I'm counting it anyway. I bet the fire got so out of control due to a lack of action. 😐 )

Christy spent the majority of her day off cleaning the carnage

 I don't blame you this time, kid

After waking from her power nap, Faith did her homework with one of her classmates

I look away for one minute...

- 5

Cyclone felt the need to complain about doing basic parenting

Christy got a promotion

Finally some good news

Christy wanted another baby

The Father and daughter duo were back to playing catch

FAITH

- 5

Christy's pregnant!

Well, at least she cleans

Christy tells Cyclone the good news

Cyclone then pranked her and they had a good laugh

Father and daughter found something new to bond over

Valentina learned to walk

Meanwhile, these two are back at it

Please don't start a fire Cyclone

So he made cobbler...and then decided on leftover hotdog

what even

Somehow, Faith didn't miss the bus

Will we ever see the positives agan?

- 5

Meanwhile, Christy went into labour

Cyclone arrived just in time with Valentina in tow

It's a boy!

His name is Ross

So Faith was a nuisance in class and got detention

😐

Cyclone had the audacity to complain about Valentina's diaper when he too smelled

He then decided to make more food instead of bathing himself

Christy looking good in her new uniform

Cyclone continues to upset me

I recommend the more baby interactions mod to everyone

"Mom!"

I don't know who did this one

"grumble grumble"

Meanwhile, the zombies appeared and Cyclone could not care

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Self Wetting: - 15

Passing Out: - 10

Eating Spoiled Food:

Fires: -10

Accidental Death:

Social Worker Visit:

Birth: +15

Twin Birth:

Triplet Birth:

Leaving baby or toddler at home alone:

Fulfilling LTW:

Top of Career: 

Honour Roll:

Failing School: 

Demotion:

Getting Fired: 

Randomizing LTW and traits for an entire generation:

Not using spares happiness points for an entire generation:

Every 100 000 simoleons:

NPS getting promotion: + 20

NPS reach top of Career:

Immortalizing Torch Holder: 

Total: 0 (well...it could have been worse)

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Things fully went off the rails and I'm ok with it